The Holy Gosh Darn (2024)

The Holy Gosh Darn is a narrative adventure with a time-travelling twist. Time travel to jump between the past and present across Heaven, Hell, Earth and Helheim. Uncover information in one timeline to alter things in another in a bid to stop your heaven from going bang. Again.

About This Game

Rewind time and save the future in this hilarious time-travelling adventure game.In six hours, Heaven will be destroyed. Unless you can save it. Use your powers of timetravel to jump freely between the past and present across Heaven, Hell, Earth and Helheim.Uncover information in one timeline to alter things in another in a bid to stop heavenfrom going bang. Again.
The Holy Gosh Darn is a narrative adventure with a time-travelling twist. You play the angelCassiel, who must prevent an army of Phantoms from overrunning Heaven, which is reallyannoying because that’s where you live. Discovering the existence of the Holy Gosh Darn, amysterious artefact created by God thousands of years ago, you must strap on your time-travelling watch and set about hopping between the past, present and future meeting a castof ridiculous characters across dynamically changing locations in a bid to uncover the secretto life, universe and… well, everything.
It's a laugh-out-loud action adventure spanning multiple time periods and genres, which willanswer all of life’s most enduring questions, such as why time travel makes you barf; whyonly angels get to swear and why skipping dialogue is totally fine when you’ve only six hoursto save Heaven.Expect outrageous humour, inventive puzzles and laugh-out-loud set pieces withMetroidvania-style progression – all expertly crafted by Perfectly Paranormal, the teambehind Manual Samuel and Helheim Hassle.
Features: Four different worlds to explore, across both Space AND Time! Unique time-pressured narrative requires players to hurry along NPCs as they uncover new information. Uncover fresh narrative strands which are triggered by progression, time, space and logic. 23 Heavenly Elders to insult! Gotta dis them all!Meet all your favorite characters from the bible! Exactly 4,250 dogs - none that you can pet.






SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
Minimum:
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: Windows 10/11
Processor: 4th Generation Intel or equivalent AMD
Graphics: Graphics card with DX10 (shader model 4.0) capabilities. 2GB VRAM.
DirectX: Version 10
Storage: 2 GB available space
Recommended:
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system